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funniest movie line

  1. Justin Subscriber
    #265 May 2009, 10:06 AM
    "JohnDF" wrote: "'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'



    From the same movie:



    Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

  2. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #275 May 2009, 10:26 AM

    Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.



    and



    What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on here?

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  3. Guest former user
    #285 May 2009, 11:09 AM

    that was a great movie

  4. Justin Subscriber
    #295 May 2009, 11:39 AM
    "JohnDF" wrote:

    What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on here?



    Great movie! Whatever happened to Mell Brooks?

    I use that quote daily at work. 😳

  5. Guest former user
    #305 May 2009, 6:15 PM

    Here's a good one for all you Italians;



    The Godfather 1972

    Clemenza (Richard Castellano) instructs a mob hit man who has just whacked Paulie

    β€œLeave the gun. Take the cannolis



    πŸ˜›

    MS

  6. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #315 May 2009, 8:04 PM

    Okay, guess the movie...



    "Why is Queen still playing?"

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  7. Guest former user
    #325 May 2009, 8:20 PM

    Shaun of the Dead...

  8. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #335 May 2009, 8:23 PM

    man you guys are too fast...I tried to make it harder this time too 😒

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  9. Guest former user
    #345 May 2009, 8:28 PM

    Okay here's one;



    "we're gonna need a bigger boat"

    😁

  10. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #355 May 2009, 8:40 PM

    Jaws

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  11. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #365 May 2009, 8:41 PM

    Okay, another of my favorites...



    "This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad. "

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  12. Guest former user
    #375 May 2009, 9:07 PM

    She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take poos! You idiot, what the hell do you do?

  13. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #385 May 2009, 9:14 PM

    I thought there was rules about language...potty mouth 😳

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  14. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #395 May 2009, 9:16 PM

    "Dirka...Dirka...Dirka" πŸ˜‚

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  15. Guest former user
    #406 May 2009, 6:52 AM
    "JohnDF" wrote: I thought there was rules about language...potty mouth 😳



    I have no idea what movie it's from, but, it makes me so proud to be a CE.

  16. Guest former user
    #416 May 2009, 7:02 AM

    OK, you got the right move; it was from the first Jaws movie...



    OK, try this one;



    "That's the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do"

    :?:

  17. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #426 May 2009, 7:04 AM

    Vegitales?

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  18. Guest former user
    #436 May 2009, 7:29 PM

    Nope, guess again...

  19. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #446 May 2009, 7:33 PM

    I can't think of any other vegi movies.

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  20. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #456 May 2009, 7:34 PM
    "JohnDF" wrote: "Dirka...Dirka...Dirka" πŸ˜‚

    Nobody?

    Justin?

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  21. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #466 May 2009, 7:34 PM
    "JohnDF" wrote: Okay, another of my favorites...

    "This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad. "



    Nobody?

    Justin?

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  22. Guest former user
    #476 May 2009, 7:36 PM
    "JohnDF" wrote: [quote="JohnDF"]"Dirka...Dirka...Dirka" πŸ˜‚

    Nobody?

    Justin?

    Too easy. Even I know. You think we're a bunch of amatures?

  23. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #486 May 2009, 7:52 PM

    If I throw softballs, I expect you to hit it out of the park 😏

    It was really the only truly funny thing in that movie. But it was funny πŸ˜‚

    I used to wheel a lot. . .
  24. Justin Subscriber
    #496 May 2009, 7:53 PM
    "JohnDF" wrote: [quote="JohnDF"]"Dirka...Dirka...Dirka" πŸ˜‚

    Nobody?

    Justin?



    Yeah, that one was too easy.

    Did you like that movie John? πŸ˜‚

  25. JohnDF started this Subscriber
    #506 May 2009, 8:12 PM

    Only the Dirka Dirka part πŸ˜‚



    What about the other one I posted? Did I finally stump you guys?

    I used to wheel a lot. . .

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