funniest movie line

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

😂

"JohnDF" wrote: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
😂

That's Good Ash. 😂 There is so many good one liners from that movie, I can't pick one. 😂

I know what you mean...another favorite...



Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?

Ash: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and :censor: ... and Jack left town.

Gozer: Are you a God?

Dr Ray Stantz: No.

Gozer: Then... DIE!

Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

"Bender" wrote: Gozer: Are you a God?
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

GB Good one!



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Oh, I see your shwartz is as big as mine...



Comb the desert, comb the desert I tell you!

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?

Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the exercise video.

Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.

Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.

Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?

Ted: I would go for the 7.

Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.

Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?

Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".

Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?

[Hitchhiker convulses]

Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.

Ted: That - good point.

Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarfs. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

Ted: Why?

Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're f*$%#' fired!

"Bender" wrote: Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the exercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarfs. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're f*$%#' fired!

There seems to be "something about" this one? Hmmm, Mary maybe?

Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?

Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.







Garth Algar: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

Wayne Campbell: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.

Garth Algar: She's a babe.

Wayne Campbell: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".

Garth Algar: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.

[a brief pause]

Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

Wayne Campbell: No.

[cracks up laughing]

Wayne Campbell: No.

Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

"Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern."

"Tractors is so dumb."

Someone please post something. It's raining and I'm stuck inside with a crying baby.

That sounded really pathetic 😂



If it makes you feel any better, I spent the day doing conics and matrices 🙄



I am now brain dead, but I know how to graph hyperbolas and solve systems [yawn]

Why would your average high school student need to know how to do matrices? Why don't they have them wait until they choose a career that will require it and have them take it in college? I really don't care if the guy fixing my dryer knows how to program stop lights. The standards are kind of out of touch.

"JohnDF" wrote: Why would your average high school student need to know how to do matrices? Why don't they have them wait until they choose a career that will require it and have them take it in college? I really don't care if the guy fixing my dryer knows how to program stop lights. The standards are kind of out of touch.

Wow...I have no idea what movie that's from. 😀



I have a hard time coming up with a career that uses matrices.

Programming traffic lights and coordinating elevators were the examples the teacher gave us...nothing like putting higher education to good use 😳



Oh ya...here's a movie line to keep it on track...



Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

"JohnDF" wrote: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

You can't keep picking the same move over and over again. 😂

But it's a cornicopia of funny lines 😂

Okay, another one of my favorites 😂



I'm a superhero, mother.

A superhero?

Yes. An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don't wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense.

I still haven't seen it, but knowing you guys, I'm guessing Mystery Men.

"JohnDF" wrote: Okay, another one of my favorites 😂

I'm a superhero, mother.
A superhero?
Yes. An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don't wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense.

I thought you didn't like Mystery Men????



We'll, I am a raging ball of fury...

Are you kidding...I LOVE Mystery Men

It's Super Troopers that I didn't like.

"JohnDF" wrote: Are you kidding...I LOVE Mystery Men
It's Super Troopers that I didn't like.

We'll if you didn't like Supertroopers, then you'll REALLY not like Beerfest...

"'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'