Joke of the day

Guy and Lynda said ok here's 2.... 1.  Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work  2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?  If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan 😎😉👏

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Gregulator said

Guy and Lynda said ok here's 2....

1.  Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work

2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan

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Very good Gregster!!!

But I bet u don't know why humming birds hum...

Or...

What the ocean said to the boat!!!!

Guy and Lynda said

Gregulator said

Guy and Lynda said ok here's 2.... 1.  Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work  2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?  If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan 😎😉👏

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Very good Gregster!!!

 

But I bet u don't know why humming birds hum...

Or...

 

What the ocean said to the boat!!!!

Because they don't know the words...😎

The ocean didn't say much, it just waved!🤡

Gregulator said

Guy and Lynda said

Gregulator said

Guy and Lynda said ok here's 2.... 1.  Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work  2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?  If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan 😎😉👏

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Very good Gregster!!!

 

But I bet u don't know why humming birds hum...

Or...

 

What the ocean said to the boat!!!!

Because they don't know the words...😎

The ocean didn't say much, it just waved!🤡

Fine, be that way.  I want to say that "great minds think alike" but then so do dumb ones... So I won't.  😈

Why couldn't the T-Rex run 40s

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Scroll for it so Greg doesn't bust out is google skills =D

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Scroll for it, comedic timing

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BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE LONG ARMS.... WACKA WACKA WACKA

I had her fooled...You ruined it!!

Oh my aching heart. All this time I thought Greg was omniscient... 😢

For the most part, I have heard most of those jokes before...