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funniest movie line
May 5, 2009
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"JohnDF" wrote: "'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'

From the same movie:

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

May 5, 2009
5:26 pm
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Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

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What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on here?

I used to wheel a lot. . .

May 5, 2009
6:09 pm
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that was a great movie

May 5, 2009
6:39 pm
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"JohnDF" wrote:

What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on here?

Great movie! Whatever happened to Mell Brooks?
I use that quote daily at work. embarassed

May 6, 2009
1:15 am
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Here's a good one for all you Italians;

The Godfather 1972
Clemenza (Richard Castellano) instructs a mob hit man who has just whacked Paulie
β€œLeave the gun. Take the cannolis

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May 6, 2009
3:04 am
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Okay, guess the movie...

"Why is Queen still playing?"

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May 6, 2009
3:20 am
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Shaun of the Dead...

May 6, 2009
3:23 am
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man you guys are too fast...I tried to make it harder this time too πŸ˜₯

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May 6, 2009
3:28 am
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Okay here's one;

"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
mr-green

May 6, 2009
3:40 am
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Jaws

I used to wheel a lot. . .

May 6, 2009
3:41 am
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Okay, another of my favorites...

"This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad. "

I used to wheel a lot. . .

May 6, 2009
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She is really proud of me, and I'm gonna become something, man! As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take poos! You idiot, what the hell do you do?

May 6, 2009
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I thought there was rules about language...potty mouth embarassed

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May 6, 2009
4:16 am
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"Dirka...Dirka...Dirka" lol

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May 6, 2009
1:52 pm
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"JohnDF" wrote: I thought there was rules about language...potty mouth embarassed

I have no idea what movie it's from, but, it makes me so proud to be a CE.

May 6, 2009
2:02 pm
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OK, you got the right move; it was from the first Jaws movie...

OK, try this one;

"That's the bravest thing I've ever seen a vegetable do"
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May 6, 2009
2:04 pm
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Vegitales?

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May 7, 2009
2:29 am
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Nope, guess again...

May 7, 2009
2:33 am
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I can't think of any other vegi movies.

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May 7, 2009
2:34 am
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"JohnDF" wrote: "Dirka...Dirka...Dirka" lol

Nobody?
Justin?

I used to wheel a lot. . .

May 7, 2009
2:34 am
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"JohnDF" wrote: Okay, another of my favorites...

"This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn't rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain't all bad. "

Nobody?
Justin?

I used to wheel a lot. . .

May 7, 2009
2:36 am
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"JohnDF" wrote: [quote="JohnDF"]"Dirka...Dirka...Dirka" lol

Nobody?
Justin?

Too easy. Even I know. You think we're a bunch of amatures?

May 7, 2009
2:52 am
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If I throw softballs, I expect you to hit it out of the park 😈
It was really the only truly funny thing in that movie. But it was funny lol

I used to wheel a lot. . .

May 7, 2009
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"JohnDF" wrote: [quote="JohnDF"]"Dirka...Dirka...Dirka" lol

Nobody?
Justin?

Yeah, that one was too easy.
Did you like that movie John? lol

May 7, 2009
3:12 am
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Only the Dirka Dirka part lol

What about the other one I posted? Did I finally stump you guys?

I used to wheel a lot. . .

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