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Joke of the day
February 24, 2016
7:07 pm
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Guy and Lynda
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ok here's 2....

1.  Why do cows wear bells?

 

2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

 

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February 25, 2016
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Guy and Lynda said
ok here's 2....

1.  Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work 

2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

 If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan

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Um...what?

February 26, 2016
7:03 am
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Gregulator said

Guy and Lynda said
ok here's 2....

1.  Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work 

2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

 If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan

coolwinkclap

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Very good Gregster!!!

 

But I bet u don't know why humming birds hum...

Or...

 

What the ocean said to the boat!!!!

February 29, 2016
7:56 pm
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Guy and Lynda said

Gregulator said

Guy and Lynda said
ok here's 2....

1.  Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work 

2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

 If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan

coolwinkclap

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Very good Gregster!!!

 

But I bet u don't know why humming birds hum...

Or...

 

What the ocean said to the boat!!!!

Because they don't know the words...cool

The ocean didn't say much, it just waved!clown

Um...what?

March 1, 2016
4:27 pm
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Gregulator said

Guy and Lynda said

Gregulator said

Guy and Lynda said
ok here's 2....

1.  Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work 

2.  Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

 If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan

coolwinkclap

thumbs-up

Very good Gregster!!!

 

But I bet u don't know why humming birds hum...

Or...

 

What the ocean said to the boat!!!!

Because they don't know the words...cool

The ocean didn't say much, it just waved!clown

Fine, be that way.  I want to say that "great minds think alike" but then so do dumb ones... So I won't.  devil

March 5, 2016
3:54 pm
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Why couldn't the T-Rex run 40s

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Scroll for it so Greg doesn't bust out is google skills =D

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Scroll for it, comedic timing

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BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE LONG ARMS.... WACKA WACKA WACKA

March 13, 2016
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I had her fooled...You ruined it!!

Um...what?

March 15, 2016
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Oh my aching heart. All this time I thought Greg was omniscient... crying

March 15, 2016
7:48 pm
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For the most part, I have heard most of those jokes before...

Um...what?

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